Chuyện Vui về Vật Lý

Chuyện Vui về Vật Lý

1. Heisenberg is out for a drive when he’s stopped by a traffic cop. The cop says
- ‘Do you know how fast you were going?’
Heisenberg says:
- ‘No, but I know where I am.’


2. A neutron walks into a bar; he asks the bartender,
- ‘How much for a beer?’
The bartender looks at him, and says:
- ‘For you, no charge.’

3. Two atoms bump into each other. One says
- ‘I think I lost an electron!’
The other asks,
- ‘Are you sure?’,
to which the first replies,
- ‘I’m positive.’

4. An experimental physicist performs an experiment involving two cats, and an inclined tin roof.
The two cats are very nearly identical; same sex, age, weight, breed, eye and hair color.

The physicist places both cats on the roof at the same height and lets them both go at the same time. One of the cats fall off the roof first so obviously there is some difference between the two cats.

- What is the difference?

- One cat has a greater mew. (credit: Mike Varney)